This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
We are all just tentacle beasts piloting meat suits on a lump of filth hurling its way through the void of space infinitum.
Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
WAIT. IS THAT MARKIPLIER. -SEARCHING NOW-
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you
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I ORDERED PIZZA AND OPENED THE DOOOR WEARING MY CAMP TAKOTA SHIRT AND THE GUY DELIVERING THE PIZZA LOOKED AT MY SHIRT AND AFTER HANDING ME MY PIZZA AND ME PAYING HIM LOOKED AT ME AND WENT ‘HARTBIG IS MY OTP’ AND RAN OFF MY PORCH.
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER. OH MY GOD.
THIS IS GREAT.
This gave me chills.
This is actually ungodly
I think I’ll always reblog this
oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
can we just go back to this time when everything was simple & horribly comedic?
if youre having a bad day just watch this
Oh man what I love about this scene is they actually recruited Disney Animators for this one sequence. The animators were thrilled to be able to do it and the producers for Family Guy were just BLOWN away at the length of detail the animators put in to this one sequence.
This is amazing
I was always wondering though. Why is Meg an octopus
Rebecca Black reacts to “Friday”.
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
GUYS ITS 12 HOURS LONG
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